2001 - Witch Crash

There we were, minding our own businesses and all of a sudden we heard a whooshing sound accompanied by a shriek and followed by a crash. At first we thought it was another earthquake but our hearts weren't beating fast enough. Luckily, we had reinforced those towering shrubs as a result of the recent terrorist attacks, anticipating just such an attack. Instead of a major catastrophe, we're now faced with only a small cleanup job. It pays to be prepared.